Ridiculousness

• I have to turn off cruise control because people don’t prepare for the slight incline at 5300 S.
• I have to blow dry my hair, and now I can’t hear my music.
• I know about your life via social media, but now I have to play dumb while talking to you so I’m not a creeper.
• My Netflix is being slow and I have some serious chill time to get started.
• My weeknight is double booked with two amazing friend things.
• I want twinkly lights for my room, but it’s so much harder to find them when it’s not Christmas.
• I only know the words to the chorus.
• I watched a traumatically sad movie and now I have to stay up watching a happier movie to calm the heck down.
• Messy buns. “Carefree hair” takes more care than any other way I style my hair. The irony.
• It’s too bright for me to enjoy my nap.

 Sam Smith backs me up: "I know I'm not the only one."